A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.
An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit
I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.
An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.
Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump
When you don't answer your phone and it goes to voicemail.
Purposely ignoring a call and sending the caller to voicemail.
Tony totally bitch bumped me when I called him.
When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.
J loves to stump bumping before masterbating
A group of two or more women who share a close friendship, and who also happen to be pregnant at the same time
I love being bump buddies with Lucy, I can't wait to meet her new son
Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories
Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed