Country Dictionary

a guy who can make girls wet just thinking about him

girl: Chard...kleenex?

Piece of methamphetamine.

Can you break me off a chard? I need to smoke.

a gay mother fucker who loves chugging dog cock.

damn, dude, that guys such a chard

an idiot at work who often messes things up.

Mr. Kernal is such a Chard.

Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode

Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.

a child retard 'nuff said

Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew." Nadin: "What a chard!"

A small town in Somerset, England. Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment. Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.

Dean: Wanna have a night out in Chard? Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England? Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.