A fork of Rural Dictionary
She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.
When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head
Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night
Cum in someone's butt and then they poo, then there's cum on the poo. Like a glazed donut 🍩
I came in their butt then they ate it, call it a glazed donut
When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom
"STOP LOOKING IT UP" - Ian Hecox
Why is everyone googling "glazed donut" after the Smosh stream?
A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.
He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.
verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach
Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!
Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪