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Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord
Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors
Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"
The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.
Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!
A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
When you get your charging cord stuck in your ceiling fan and break it
Man I I just pulled an evan and my moms gonna kill me
When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan
Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me
Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him
Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough