A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lady bakes a brownie on the sidewalk when she couldn't make it to the toilet. dump
1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.
2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.
(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?
Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.
Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.
Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
A yummy concoction of vegetables encased in bread. No longer called a pocket because of the crude relation to belly button lint.
"So. What are you eating for dinner?"
"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."
A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).
You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.
sly shorthand for masturbation
ben is "baking cookies" ;)
The act in which most employees take part in on their breaks at their respected place of work.
Pretty self explanatory but for all you noobs, it's when employees smoke weed on their breaks.
Daniel: "Hey it's almost our lunch break... you down to Break N' Bake?"
Charlie: "I'm still feeling it from our last Break N' Bake but I'm always down."
Daniel: "I love to Break n' Bake!"
To prevent someone from getting "baked", "stoned", or "high".
You Bake Block somebody by preventing them from getting baked high usually to benefit yourself in some way. You blow out the lighter as they were about to light up a joint.