A fork of Rural Dictionary
We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far. So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.
Person 1 : "I fucked your mom" Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"
your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in
a big lady with lots of kids that loves young men
Your mom is hot and loves me
An insult to someones mom or guardian or just to make someone feel bad.
your mom is so fat she doesn't need internet because she is world wide.
A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.
The gayest thing in the world. A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.
Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos! Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?