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queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek November 01, 2015

Roast Queef Sandwich

An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.

Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!

by schweddy balls April 10, 2020

Scousers queef

Scousers queef

The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing

by Tedbundy666 March 15, 2021

Queef Tingle

A queef tingle is when a girl farts out of her vagina and her pussy lips flap together and start to tingle in a way that the pussy lips recite jingle bells.

jessica just queef tingled, the sound was magical!

by NiggleButt445 May 29, 2021

burger queef

When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.

"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.

by Guahabi D. November 14, 2017

diesel queef

The shart after u rip anal beads out of her ass.

Last night me and a friend were playing anal tug of war and when he eventually pulled the beads out I had a diesel queef all over him

by Cumfuckle September 22, 2022

Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise

After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.

by Xanthern November 20, 2018