A fork of Rural Dictionary
the camp you went to as a child.
you cant deny it camp seymore was your life 5th grade camp like...'
remember the weird kid called josiah that thought he was cool but all he did was act like a stupid rich kid who is an absolute dumbass when it comes to math.
"damn camp seymore was my childhood man!"
A camp Rosenberg is a place any sane person avoids. A lot of bad shit goes down in a Camp Rosenberg . A lot of criminals from Eastern Europe hides out at a Rosenberg camp. They are willing to work in these camps for very little money, rather than to go home and face life sentencing.
What kind of a fucked place is this?
It’s must a Camp Rosenberg
the best place on earth. the place where memories are made. your home away from home. so memories made from the dance and making out with guys there, to falling of your water skis, camp out night, spilling all of your secrets, meeting your best friend, 4th of july, green/blue, counselor hunt, green/blue campfire, campfire hill, CAMP LOCHEARN HOW DO YOU FEEEEEELLLLLLLLL??? WEE FEEL GOOD OH WE FEEL SO GOOD UHHH, 3 yr ice cream, s-days, rainy days, having pine needles everywhere, summer and scout, the sunsets, hot air balloons, yelling at billings, banquet, and screaming your heart out at dinner (WHERE IS THE PARTY THE PARTY'S OVER HERE).
take your best memories and then multiply that by 100. thats how u feel 24/7 at lochearn. forget about the rules and have the time of your life bc sooner then later, the best 1 month of your life will come to an end :(.
what more could you want then a summer in vermont?
see you at camp lochearn!
Aw, that's some shit. He gets to do all of the fun stuff! He doesn't even want to go to there!
Hym "This is horse shit! I was told that Trump voters were going to be sent to re-education camps! Yet, here I sit. Un-re-educated. Bull shit politicians and their empty promises."
Like sex, everyone gets to do it but me.
Hym "Damn! He gets to go to one too!? This is horse shit man. I keep trying to get into these Re-education camps but they just wont let me..." ☹️
A sleepaway camp primarily made up of queers and crybaby’s
“Dude look at that homo, I bet he goes to camp Pontiac”
A Jewish coed sleepaway camp with jappy kids but not as bad as Pontiac. everyone hookups or dies from the food. everyone loves silverlake but they are the worst at sports. they are connected to Camp Chipinaw and have a love hate relationship. CAMP SILVERLAKE FOREVER
Slake camper : I go to camp silverlake and it’s my second home. red and grey forever. #10for2
everyone else : how many pairs of golden gooses do you have ? and how many Hermès bracelets