A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE
Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much Incel, humbled: ok
A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night. P2:Imagine how good it feels.
When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.
Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today? Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.
Spending your entire Canadian Emergency Response Benefit on alcohol.
“Michael got Serbian Shitfaced last weekend.”
A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.
Jacob reached copper gooner yesterday on Jerkmate ranked using the Serbian Grip.
V. The act of 4 men, in totality, creaming a large crowd of self-proclaimed intellectuals in the presence of unskilled laborers.
By customer request, the team of subject matter experts gave them the Serbian super soaker every day for three weeks.
The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there? Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses