A fork of Rural Dictionary
A country with good people, but asshole shitty politicians
Serbia would be a great country if Milosevich didn't exist.
One of the few non-collaborationist countries in the Balkans during World War II, offered stiff resistance to the Nazi's and paid a dear price for it.
Serbia lost its moral high ground over its neighbors after the break up of Yugoslavia.
Damn ,. best country in the world , so amazing and beutiful , lovee to visit it , and has the BEST FOOD EVER. and very attractive people . and novi sad is a very beutilful city , and Partzan
*girl sees a serbian boy* *is thinking : HOLY SHIT THATS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. too bad i can never have him :((( *
A country full of faggots who ruined the balkans. The balkans was once a sexy place and so was albania but the Serbs decided to come to bosnia with there stuck up tight asses and said “imma fuck this nigga up”
Yo serbia is one nigga bitch
A country that came to the balkans in the 11th century uninvited. Since then it has been annoying the fuck out of everyone on Balkan, including Albania. Basically how they do this is by constantly crying that ''Kosovo is Serbia'', although it declared it's independence in 2008. They also think they have the strongest military on Balkan, but the world bank talks for us Croats. Even though we have everything higher than them GDP, Military budget, Health care money, i can go on and on for half an hour, they think we're nothing compared to them. They constantly bring up history facts about us being nazi puppets Well we actually were, WERE, It's the past... And also they don't mention they killed a decent amount of albanian civillians : ) Also in Vukovar Which won't be forgotten unarmed and untrained civillians fucked the chetniks all day untill they retreated. Basically everyone in the balkans hates them and they are a mistake. They also think that Kosovo is Serbia, but sadly for them and happily for Kosovo, it's not anymore. Sadly they do suck Russia's dick 24/7 for them to help them against us. But luckily we have NATO as an ally so Russia won't do shit Also all of it's allies are basically in a crisis (With the exception of Russia) so they aren't of much help as well I can get all of the dislikes on the world on this. But hey Serbs are running away from the truth Sorry for grammar mistakes I was typing this on my phone and I'm too lazy to go back and fix them
Friend: Serbia is shit! Me: Capitan Obvious saves the day!!!