A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an erection has become so engourged with blood that hiding it is impossible. Your penis srands up pitching tent....thus a Colemans.
Person1:Bro you got mean mornin wood son.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.
The act of starting day drinking in the morning knowing full well that you’re gonna hit your limit and puss out on the evening planned with your friends. Usually coupled with blaming the spouse for bailing on said evening plans. Sometimes resulting in simply ghosting your buddies.
Ima save the drinking for this evening, I don’t wanna Coleman.