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Flump

To Flump is hrumph and to gumph

Man, that guy be Flumpin

by Local Web Surfer June 15, 2023

flump

adj. sad; depressed; unhappy in any way

n. someone who is very sad or depressed

adj. I'm feeling kind of flump. I think I will go kill myself.

n. Look at that poor flump. He should go kill himself.

by JacobLevan December 07, 2008

Flump

A hair bump that appears on your head after you wake up in the morning. Any bump on you to appear randomly.

jasmyn "good morning jordan."
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"

by Talhotblonde March 15, 2017

Flump

A fat lazy lump of fur. Typically a larger fat long hair cat.

The flump slept peacefully on the warm sunlit pillow.

by Flumpadumpadoor April 05, 2018

Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 23, 2010

Flump

To fall without grace into a seated or laying position.

Don't flump down on the bed!
Or

That kid just flumped down on the couch and almost broke it.

by Kcraig115 December 19, 2016