A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who's none-stop dribbling from their mouth (Gob)
Mainly a British term used for offensive language exchange
You twat! you're dribbling that much you might as well be a Slober Gob
To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm
"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."
Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.
"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"
"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
The noise/definition of your girl (or guy) when taking in your meat & two veg completely and letting the cum dangle from the chin - 'like a turkey'.
That girl has to be a goggling sexpert she gobbled it all up, talk about a Goggle gobb.