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KERMIT SEWER SLIDE

a fucking dead meme that is overused and needs to be stopped and i swear if i see it on Instagram again than i will go commit suicide.

go KERMIT SEWER SLIDE.

by killern838 October 29, 2018

go kermit sewer side

It is basically a spin off of go commit die, except this is more deadly, it reaches into your soul and hits you hard, its more destructive than jokes about dead relatives, its the best comeback

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: stfu and go kermit sewer side

by Reknios July 11, 2018

kermit slip n slide

Literally means to commit suicide

iwantto kermit slip n slide becauseihatemyselfalotbutimnotthatselfish

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

Pre-Kermit withdrawal syndrome

A strange illness usually contracted through iminant loss of a much loved work collegue.

Symptoms include:
Abusive behaviour on forums
Neglecting tea duties
Strange odour
Overeating

by kermit March 14, 2005

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.

Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

by ZZZ4693ZZZ October 15, 2007