Country Dictionary

Another word for committing suicide If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade. I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper! Bystander 2: Again?

A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named señor Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.

Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.

The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him

“Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal”

A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐

Kermit is gay

An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).

"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."

The reincarnation of jebus "Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.

Wow Kermit is so good at singing