A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.
My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.
the result of a gassy friend consuming big red
mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!
Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!
Lumpi is the sweetest cat in the whole universe. He is a very handsome red cat.
When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out
That kid last night has lumpy boy milk
Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.
Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.