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Lumpi

A pro gamer that gets all the girls. He has a big pp and is super hot.

I just met a Lumpi.

by Hot guy Lumpi November 14, 2019

Lumpi

Cute beings, generally of the male sex. They love to make music and dance the macarena. Their favourite foods include smoked oysters, kraft dinner and peanut butter. Although, they’re not generally very cuddly creatures, their sense of humour makes them great adventure partners.

That lumpi Marc is fun to be around!

by Schnitz December 07, 2017

lumpy

Another word for when a person gets an erection in an awkward situation.

Roger was in the front of the room giving his speech when he suddenly got a huge lumpy.

by Andy M-CAT January 27, 2010

Lumpy

A term for a rich bitch that thinks hes a gangster, often dresses like hes black and has the lingo of a black person.

Chad is such a lumpy,he dresses in g-unit and hes white!

by Josh May 07, 2005

Lumpies

The art of which hitting someone in the manner that they grow a rather large lump on there head, like in cartoons. A slang word for a beat down.

you see how bad you hit that kid? Totally dishing out lumpies.

by Cougar4646 April 06, 2011

Lumpies

A very lumpy and thick smoothy

kayla: hey these watermellon smoothies are all lumpy and weird...like its not smooth.

savannah:they are lumpies!

Becca: give me a lumpy!

by MaXandShadoW August 20, 2010