A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun
Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"
"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."
One who thinks s/he is deep in saying that the world is a sad depressing place. Angst-mongers are those trying to be cool by acting depressed. Often occurs in stupid teens like me.
Teenager-Life sux lotzzzzz
Smartone-GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID ANGST-MONGER!! DONT SPREAD ANY OF YOUR ANGSTY FAKENESS ON ME!