A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone on a controlled substance that has a Chronic urgency of erratic movements that every notice. Commonly due to chronic use of metamfetamine.
Oh, shit did you see that Twisty Bender in line at Mc Donalds.
That thingy you can't quite remember (While on Phycotropic Medications) the name of that when you twist it gives you warm and cold H2O...
Random PH D Visitor: Do u mind if I use you Twisty Guy to wash my hands real quick???
You: Sure (WTF) Hey did they bump up ur meds??? O__0
A three way sex position for those who do not treasure their lives. The twisty triplets involves a forty minute session of nipple twisting followed my hard banging on three of your favorite surfaces.
"hey honey, do you wanna twisty triplets later with Gina?"
"Are you crazy? Do you not value your life?"
It's a three way scissoring between women.
Becky went to her room and was baffled by the tree women doing the Twisty Triplets.
when two men violently grope each others nipples and recite the constitution.
'Oh he was so good at the twisty alias last night, I could feel my breasts getting milked like a cow. 100% would recommend.'
A blowjob performed by someone with any type of mint candy in their mouth.
My dick's still tingling from a crazy peppermint twisty.
Dog treat. Commonly made from pork skin.
I noticed Rover has been having trouble pooping. I gave her a stink twisty about three days ago, but then like, an hour later she ate the whole bag.
...I was a bad dog owner. I don't buy stink twisties anymore.