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When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).

Man, you just conbaffled me.

when ur surprised

julian: lora was talking bout you to me . me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

not of fair complection

"I dont like yours much ,she's well baffled" can also be shortened to "baff"

To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.

Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron. Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)

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