A fork of Rural Dictionary
To take a break from the fast pace of modern life by listening to some chill-out and relaxing music.
"The first thing I do when I get in after a bitch of a day, is take an audio retreat." While wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk: "Please come back at a later time. I'm on an audio retreat."
An MP3 file or sound only video consisting of the sound one makes when ejaculating.
Yo man, did you hear Alex's nut audio. He was really loud
(n) Used in the form of hearing—speedy euphoric music that induces an intense ‘rushing’ effect. Often used when the listener needs an energy boost or wants to get high and cannot afford/find real drugs.
Dusty we got work to do! Crank the volume up on some a that audio meth and let's get this thang done with!
A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)
Salesman: What would you like to buy? Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet. Salesman: What? Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
Audio heard through somebody else's microphone in a voice chat which comes from another set of speakers.
Chad is browsing TikTok again and we keep hearing his secondhand audio.
When someone talks very rapidly about things you have little understanding, it's like the sound of an unwanted radio playing music that doesn't appeal to you.
His relentless ramble was a form of audio pollution.
When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)
I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.