Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

norsed

To be ignored or ignoring someone.

EXAMPLE: Why have you norsed me.

norse

1) An apple crossed with a coconut.
Which is used as a form of currency in Bristol UK where the Sydney Opera House has just been built

2) A completely made up word meant as an insult, possibly a combination of the words "nob" and "horse" said at the same time. Origins believed to be from The Ranmoor area of Sheffield, where many confused west-country travellers find themselves trapped in a deadley war of apple bounce and cooridoor bowling

1)

Farmer 1: "I'll give you ten norse for that ay sheep aaay.."

Farmer II: "well, at the end of the day, she aint worth less dan fourteen an a 'alf norse mate,"

Farmer I: "water of a ducks back...."

2)

Alex: "not bein funny wid u bud, but that is the worst thing in the wor-ld"

James: "to be honest, you're so norse Alex"

Alex: "every cloud....."

by James Spencer Watson November 28, 2006

norsing

When you give a boy a wank with your tits

She is good at norsing

by Usman3321 July 15, 2017

Norse

A "Norse" is usually a long nose horse.

Guy 1: What even is a norse?
Guy 2: I think it is a long nose horse. However, I have not come to the conclusion that it is.

by LongNoseHorse April 24, 2018

Norse

A dumb mofo

Jim: Is America in Europe?
Timmy: No you absolute norse

by Useless UK Slang October 20, 2018

Norse paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Norse. Norse pagans often adopt the same world view and outlook on life as the vikings.

He's into Norse paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 24, 2011

Norse Invader

1. (v) When a man and woman are having sex in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman's torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.

Olga has a pretty bad neck injury from the Norse Invader that Sven gave her last week.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006