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hot buttered ass and garlic

A NOT so delightful smell that emanates from people after they have participated in physical activity and began to sweat.More often noticed around people that come from areas of the world NOT real known for their hygiene practices.

I don't think my new neighbor is fond of showering,cuz everytime he comes over this way,I smell the distinct scent of hot buttered ass and garlic.

by Hybridbird August 05, 2006

Ridin' with Garlic Jr.

1. to stick to your own opinion, despite criticism.

Guy1: LeBron James sucks.

Guy2: No he dosen't, I'm "Ridin' with Garlic Jr."
Guy1: Whatever.

by consanguine June 15, 2009

garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

by lucaca May 06, 2022

garlic bread don’t pay the bills

A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone

garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone

by TheAndroidSentByCyberlife July 26, 2018

Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza

Garlic Jim's is the best pizza place in the US state of Washington, Oregon, Texas, and Colorado. Founded by CRaig (Jim) Roberts and Dwayne Northrop. The pizzeria boasts the very best pizza in the world. Try the Big Jimmy; a delicious blend of meats, veggies, and cheese.

Kyle: hey what should we have for dinner

Jimmy: OH! I know! we should go to that awesome pizza place Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza!

Kyle: Love it

by Robeth January 25, 2022

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

by babom June 20, 2007