A fork of Rural Dictionary
A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..
NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"
NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
‘Banging shards’ is shardy Ketamine that is good.
- when the ket is decent and is shards not balls.
- kezza
Dealer -“ got some K in”
Customer - “is it bangin shards ?”
Eating chunks of crystal methamphetamine, or rather tilting ones head back and tossing shard into open mouth followed by a swig of water or juice. Approximately 20-25 minutes after this procedure, you will be high as fuck. Wooohmp wooohmp motha fucka. ;)
If it wasn't for popping shards I wouldn't be the wonderful criddle master I am today!
Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.
I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself
When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.
Damn I have shard breath...again.
Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.
I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.