A fork of Rural Dictionary
something that gamer girls/ guys don't do
hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!
the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol
Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass
To masterbate
I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea
The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.
Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.
Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.