A fork of Rural Dictionary
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.
James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.
If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.
When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face
"Agat gansinmahed ende wongo" is the strange first line of a popular song from a band called "The Umbrell0rs". It means something like "in my anus lies fire".
"Ehy Nadj0r, agat gansinmahed ende wongo!" — "Ohaaaa Tschinne, toktume tschinne! May I lick yer Tellernippel and then your ass???"
The final stage of brainrot. At this stage the victim's brain is so rotted that any post or comment made by them could easily be passed off as satire or a bot comment. But nope, that is their actual thought process. They are genuinely that far gone. It is too late for these people.
What's up with Tom? He's been rambling on about human heads in toilets all day.
He's reached end rot. It's best we cut our ties with him.
Burnt end are a down syndrome persons favourite food
Man: Hey Adam Libby whats ur favourite food?
Adam: BURNT ENDS MMMMMMMMM NOTTTT BADDDDD
noun. Form of commenting on facebook whereby a string of bland or awkward comments, typically between two people, end with the last comment being 'liked', invariably due to the other person wanting the conversation to end.
origin: early 21st Century, based on burning the end of a rope to prevent further fraying.
facebooker A: "woa nice photo!!!"
facebooker B: "thanks xoxo hows u?"
facebooker A: "fine thnx lol!!! hey nice wether isnt it?"
facebooker B: "yea lmao why cant it be like this allll da time!"
facebooker A: "lulz ano right" (facebooker B likes this)
This ending is typical of a 'burnt end'.
Guy: I was scared of ending up on a pike in the showers this morning, no homo though
Some other guy: cool bro