A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone tells you this, this means that they care about you and that they really appreciate that certain thing about you. cherish the people who say those and make sure you say something nice back;)
“I like to make people laugh”- You
“You know what, that’s my favorite thing about you”-him/her
When a girl refers to the tummy thing or said “my stomach did the thing” it means the feelings of butterflies or the light sensation you get in your stomach that is experienced when you’re touched or engaging in sensual activities.
Boyfriend: * says smths their girlfriend finds attractive or intimate *
Girlfriend: “my tummy did the thing”
Boyfriend: “what thing?”
Girlfriend: “the tummy thing.”
Having rough rat sex after marriage.
Fucking your husband ears.
Lets do the mousey thing later
The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these
josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"
"Today on things"
A magical phrase that makes things get worse.
Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.