A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.
He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.
When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet." Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."