A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd
Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny
1. Getting Sh*t Done!
2. Getting a laptop with your friends, finding a location that is non-distracting and being super productive.
Dude we have to hammer out this code for this website today. Alright, lets hammer time @ 3:00 today at Vision Quest.
The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.
Ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer.
The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.
The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.
Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering
“I’m hammering tommy fury”
That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!