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bag in bed

The art of doing copious amounts of cocaine in bed. More specifically, when fucking doggie style, throwing a large amount on the pillow for your partner and on his or her back for yourself!

When at the club you turn to your friend Kristina and say, “bag in bed”? Kristina replies, “oh yea Justin”! Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”! Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?

by TingTangWallaWallaBingBang November 06, 2018

bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.

"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."

by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025

Uno Go to Bed

When one's parent(s) enter the room while their microphone isn't muted and shout "UNO GO TO BED!" This means that 1 person hence uno will be forcefully put to sleep.

Nadia the COD Player:Tyla "UNO GO TO BED" Tyla:Guys I have to get off the gam---. Me:It looks like uno had to go to bed

by Codename_Jeff April 14, 2024

Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great! Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

oily bed

An extra bed in a travelodge hotel to eat pizza in or any other messy activity in order to keep the other bed clean.

Hey baby rub some lotion onto me! Sure! Let's use the oily bed!

by The Banana Gorilla Show November 18, 2013

Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.

Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!

by broseph1120 December 30, 2011

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 09, 2018