Country Dictionary

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

Its lotion the fuck

Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck

A Topical Analgesic.

Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!

A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.

This bar is full of Lotions.
Lotion bastard.

Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise

"Look at that basket! Isn't it precious?"

"Yeah, it's lotion."

To ingratiate, to flatter, to butter up in order to achieve an end result, to obtain and maintain friendship or other relationship. To deliberately and possibly insincerely, insinuate oneself into the graces and company of a person or group by using compliments, favours and excess attention.
Jamaican/Caribbean usage common in use in culture, films, dancehall reggae music and daily life.

In the literal sense, this term denotes derision wherein a man who "lotions" another man is actually lubricating him for anal sex. In the usual vernacular however, it simply means kissing ass - a term which has its own similar connotations. The general usage is to state emphatically that "we don't lotion" as in to say the individual refuses to pretend to like someone or a situation.

We don't lotion man. We don't lotion pet nor powder. ~ "No Retreat, No Surrender" by Terror Fabulous
~ "We don't lotion man, woman we powder, we don't powder man"