A fork of Rural Dictionary
Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.
I started dating this new woman.
Don't you have two other girlfriends already?
Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.
John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.
An expression to explain having a sexual experience with someone
Im gonna take her to Doonie Land later tonight
A scared ass place where my friend got a dead pigs number (302-666-6666)
“Hey have u been to fright land”
“Yeah I have I got a dead pigs number there”
gun land is a prospect from the human mind combining both gun and land. Gun land is not something that exists in our physical reality, but something horrifying that makes its presence noticed. Few humans ever understand the concept of gun land, but once they learn about it, gun land changes them irreversibly. Just like many taboo subjects, it is not illegal to discuss gun land, but it is frowned upon. Just remember, never speak of gun land, and if you do, always make sure to spell it in lowercase letters, or else.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of gun land?"
"Yeah, what the fuck is your problem, you sick disgusting shit?!"