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jumped on the grenade

A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.

"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."

by CaptainAmerica0329 September 26, 2013

Jump James

A complete virgin

James can’t jump, he is a virgin

Jump James

by James’ family April 23, 2022

Jump Fright

This is not a word/saying Luke was just dropped as a child

jump Fright "did u get dropped as a child "

by Slanders August 06, 2021

Trump Jump

To leave America before Trump inevitably retakes the oval office. To get out now!

Because they had dual citizenship, they did a Trump Jump to Canada the day after the Iowa caucus.

by Youshouldhavethatlookedat January 27, 2024

Jump Cum

When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.

That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!

by DidntNahSoIChecked March 20, 2022

Jump pit

Often mistaken as a mosh pit,a jump pit is a faux like mosh activity that typically involves people just jumping up in the air making no real contact with eachother because the people involved are to anxious or cowardly to start a real mosh pit.These types of pits usually occur with garbage hippie bands who draw in alot of 140-160lbs dudes who have wolfcuts and wear circle shades

"Man that mosh pit at the concert was awesome" exclaimed Noah,"tf are you talking about everyone was just jumping up in the air like they were about to piss themselves,that wasnt a mosh pit you coward that was a jump pit."

by Cripplecrawler February 19, 2022

Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.

Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!

by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018