A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal
A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.
I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles
An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.
"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
The Slum Land is an ancient civilisation of people called "Slum-Civilians".
The Slum Land is a majestic luscious landscape made of rubbish.
While The Slum Land may look poor and dirty, that is the cover layer as underneath was a golden city made of cardboard boxes and spit. The Slum Land is ruled by the god-like figure named "The Slum Lord"
I am off to visit The Slum Land for my holiday.
1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
The white people who took are fucking land
Black people: you damn land stealer
Land stealers: hahahah
To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing