Country Dictionary

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landscape

Landscape (mode) is the definition of turning your mobile phone 90 degrees after you have selected to watch a porb clip.

This ass looks much better in landscape mode.

by CyborgGR November 20, 2018

Landscaper

A very expensive gardener.

I hired a landscaper to work on my yard.

by TheDefinitionsMagician August 10, 2020

landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Landscaping

To swing, miss the ball entirely, and dig up grass with your golf club

"Dude, did you see Max on the golf course today?" "Yea, I saw him. He was sweet with his r11. Matt on the other hand was doing some serious landscaping"

by Glory Hole 121 November 21, 2011

Landscaping

“Landscaping” is when something bad happens, like you lose and election, and you try to make your ego feel better by making shit up and blaming other people

Orange Julius Caesar once lost an election and sent his lawyer Rudy who once married his own cousin out to do some landscaping.

by Jerry Man Der November 12, 2020

Landscape

The art of trimming bushes, mowing the lawn, planting bushes/shrubs, and/or maintenance on existing plants and yards.

"I hired Paul to landscape around my house. He planted shrubs and made a great rock garden."

by gofishgo December 16, 2006

Landscaper

Someone who does your fucking lawn ex: grasscutting , grasstrimming .... mowing and blowing etc.

My grass looks a little long , geez i gotta give my landscaper Angelo a call

by Topnotch baby July 18, 2018