A fork of Rural Dictionary
She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.
A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern
Amber heard was a bed writer
A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet
*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.
A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.
Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.
Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.
Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.