A fork of Rural Dictionary
Self explanatory. Dave: Ready to shoot off? Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
Dave: Ready to shoot off? Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature. Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
A method of politely calling someone a dickhead
You know, I can see the circumcision scar.
When the skin of a usually baby boys dick is removed often for religious reasons but sometimes to prevent infection
Mary and Andrew are getting their son circumcise it’s a controversial thing
The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' " Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.