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fap

Fast acting penis
#2 Fast ass penetration
fast access penetration
#1 Fast access penis
Fast access pussy

Man last night i used my #1 fap and #2 fapped her ass in a heart beat

by TheUBERMaster February 22, 2012

Fap

n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.

Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!

by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 04, 2008

fap

See Also: wordfaphat/word and wordjosh/word.

by The Anomaly February 05, 2003

FAP

Acronyn for Fake American President

Did you hear, FAP is tweeting in his bathrobe again.

by Joe Colderson February 25, 2017

Fap

Forever alone plesure basicly means wanking stop wanking and start fapping

Stop fapping you fucking gayass

by Truth writer 77 September 06, 2018

fap

when the word "fap" is used about a person, it can be used for:

1: A person who masturbates a lot, but doesn't have sex.

2: A person that really wants to loose his/her virginity.

3: A person who watches the more unnatural kind of pornography, or has weird fetishes.

He really wanted us to have sex, cause he faps a lot. He is such a fap.

by Kuumi August 01, 2010