A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.
I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)
kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide
women: oh jesus
a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em
taking a dump that is green.
Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.
To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.
I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.
Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.
Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit