A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual that loves to suck a dude’s balls. Exceptionally talented at the art of ball sucking.
Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
A person with the ability to steal or "leech" the buzz from stoned/drunk people without being intoxicated themselves.
Hey, are you gonna drink at the party?
Nah, I think I'll just buzz leech tonight
A well known nonce from North West England, loves watching local u9's football teams in small shorts playing. Often masturbates to inappropriate pictures of dogs in suits with their red rockets out
Wow man you're such a Brad Leech sometimes, always hanging around the kids from the local football club
A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".
"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
A Kardashain style, highly annoying female individual who has a high level of gold digger traits and will suck your wallet dry by maintenaining her unsubstantiated high standards.
Don't be such a wallet leech. I'm not paying for drinks and dinner again!
One who hangs out solely with others that are less attractive than themselves. Can also be used for those that hang out with others with no personality, intelligence, etc.
I hate hanging out with Marsha, the leech-licker. Her friends have no substance to them...but I guess they make Marsha feel smart when she is around them.