A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you smack someone's penis with your own.
1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works
The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!
The sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.
Rules:
1) Points onlt for hitting the lifejacket
2) No deacking the guy as you pass
3) No trying to tip the guy who beat you
The canoe jousting competition was a real sucess last year, except for Mark... they never found his head...
Two people line up their assholes and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 point if you lance goes into the other guys asshole.
Thoust fuck'd me o''r and thith'r is only one way to settleth things. I challengeth thou to an Anal Jousting!
Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.
When two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. The first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. A case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification. The loser will have to give a hand job to the winner.
alex smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
Basically, it's like this kidz, you take your dick, kram it in your girl(or guys)ass, then fuck him/her...colen joust!
Hey baby, lets colen joust*wink*
Shannon and Karl were Meat Jousting in room 512 in Drew Hall all night.