A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
"So, Fred, tell us. How does she rate on the Smochină Smooch Scale?"
A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.
A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously
Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.
A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.
Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.
Giving your homie a hug since kissing is gay sometimes
Id give you a "homie smooch" but im too drunk right now