A fork of Rural Dictionary
Little Babies Ice Cream is a commercial that shows a series of commercialized videos with eerie, weird, gross, and disturbing images that are paired with actors covered in white cream that is supposed to be ice cream but who knows? Whilst a narrator with a deep voice explains to the viewers/consumers that ice cream is a "feeling" and goes off about how "great" ice cream is. One video on youtube has gone viral for being one of the scariest videos on the platform. The video is a clip of an actor staring into the eyes of its viewer and, eating the white cream off their body whilst the narrator with a deep voice details how "amazing" ice cream is. There is a lot of white cream flying everywhere and there will be a lot of mentioning of ice cream. Watch at your own risk. Yuck.
You: Did you see that one weird Little Babies Ice Cream commercial on youtube?
Me: If you have seen it, no you didn't.
You: What?
spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene
Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?
James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.
Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.
When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
When you turn to a channel that has a commercial and then all other channels instantly have commercials also.
Dude 1: Why does every channel have a commercial right now?
Dude 2: Bro its the commercial effect
Children transformed into fruit against their will to promote Gushers. This is how they get their subjects. Run.
NO NOT THE GUSHERS COMMERCIAL!!!!!
Something that is dead and should never be used
Gay
Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.
Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.
"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"