A fork of Rural Dictionary
Norse Cock are Norwegian penises decedents of the Vikings in the 13th century. It has been told that the viking we're pillaging and rapping many cultures during they're raids and exploring.. and thus has evolved the Norse Cock aka thors mighty sword, to be passed down for generations to come.
other definitions Huge White Long Very Thick and Muscular with a fat Meaty head
Catherine: *deep breathe* Wow.. thats as big as my leg..
ORMR: Or maybe your leg is as big as my Norse cock?
Catherine: ouch thats too far, its hitting my sternum
The sexual practise whereby two people repeatedly headbutt each other until they reach orgasm or die. Whichever comes first.
"Hey Jurgen, what's up with your face?"
"Got Helga to Norse Code with me last night"
"Sweet!"
"Not really. She's dead"
Like a Dutch oven, but instead of farting under the blanket, it's outside the blanket and you just use your hand to blow it towards the recipient's face.
Did you give her a Dutch Oven? No, just the Norse Wind.
Someone or something which is annoying. Can also describe a ‘sticky’ situation.
Wow, Luke is such a Norse in the arse!/wow, Luke is such a Norse!
When you and your friends stand in a circle jerking off, and after everyone is finished, you fall asleep on each others shoulders.
The boys and I didn't wake up until noon after our Norse oar last night.
The roughest, toughest motherfucker you'll ever meet. They WILL NOT hesitate to kick a bigoted dumbass down to Helheim and are protective of those who've been persecuted by the Church and their bullshit ripoff "religion" that is responsible for the massacre of hundreds of thousands over the course of its existence. Wanna know what fear is?
Wanna know what fear is? Fuck with a Norse Pagan and find out real quick
Noun.
A strange looking individual who imitates both a horse and a scandinavian. Often illustrates poor poker ability.
Hey Norse Horse stop min raisign you scandie wannabe.