A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun
Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed
when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain
That girl is such a nose offender.
Download, delete, repeat!
A Kimberly Gardner of person.
Omg she’s such a tinder offender and to think nobody knew she was a whore!
Offendedness- how you feel when someone named Flavi offends you... on another level
Flavi: Well that's not very smart innit
Murder: I was very offendness
A person not prone to using politically correct words.
Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.
A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.
Sex-offender.
A person that illegally has sex with people
Person one: Haven't you heard that the guy next door is a sex offender?
Person two: Your uncle lives next door to me.