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Your go-to insult for anyone in any situation.

Jackson: ''Shut up you good-for-nothing mouse!''
Alexander: ''Ok snart''

When one sneezes and farts at the same time.

I felt a sneeze coming, but to my surprise I snarted.

1. A snart; when you sneeze so hard that you eject a furious load of shit into your drawers from compensatory effort.

2. Alternatively, could be used to describe making pig snorting noises until you shit yourself and roll around in it.

Made from the words Sneeze and Fart or Snort and Fart.

I'm sorry Jenny, I didn't mean to snart myself. It'll take me a week to bleach these scorched shit stains out of my pants.

When someone sneezes and farts at the same time

"I snarted last night"

The harmonizing of a snore and a fart, producing a deep vibration in the space time continuum.

While on the phone one night, Jessica dozed and in a stroke of luck manage to snart right into the phone, almost causing a rip in the fabric of time.

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.

Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”