A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)
- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward" -"Hey bro, don't flap your salad" -"I ain't no Salad Flapper"
The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper. Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
you stick your face between her tits. she swings from side to side smacking you in the face with each tit in rapid succession.
flap on, flap off, flap on flap off. the flapper!
A vicious berating or beating deserving of someone hilariously inept at flobo.
There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!
A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.
OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy! Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.
A rim job, but the receiver has hemorrhoids. The giver may or may not be aware.
My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.
Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion. The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.