A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. /floʊ-boʊ/ 1. A hobo who lives in a sewer or storm drain, especially those using the flow of water as a primary means of transportation. 2. Any subterranean vagrant inhabiting man-made tunnels.
"The tunnels beneath Moscow host a veritable legion of sewerbound psychotics, squatters, flobos, hookers (or "manholes" as they're called in the local slang), underpimps, pipemen, cricketeers, and thieves - and not a few specimens of truly unique megafauna - warily coexisting in the city's sprawling, twilit netherworld." -Vitaliy Kaprov, De Historibus Muscovum Chthonium (1924)
the shit that babies are covered in when when they come out of their mums snatch or what comes out when a woman follows through on a fanny fart
suddenly just as the baby was coming out of it's mothers womb the doctor was engulfed in a shower of flobo. OR as i stuck my fingers in spencer's mum's pussy she made a vaginal excretion of gas and floboed all over my hand.
a floboe is the combined instrument of the flute and the oboe. it's held upright like a flute, but has a bell at the end. it has half oboe and half flute keys. it can also be referred to as a pair of people, consisting of an oboe player and a flute player. it was created by my friend and me in sixth grade. she plays the oboe, and i play the flute. we are the floboes, and we both play the floboe. :)
-I play the floboe. (pertaining to the instrument) -My friend and I are floboes. (pertaining to the group)
A vicious berating or beating deserving of someone hilariously inept at flobo.
There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!
When some people have a great idea without knowing it but they dont know they are smart