A fork of Rural Dictionary
the best band alive. see jay clifford
i went to a jlc concert the other week and i got all hot and botherd.
a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.
cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
The opposite of Jump the shark!
Game of Thrones jumped the frog in the last few seasons, huge monologues.
The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations
"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."
"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.