A fork of Rural Dictionary
A douche bag that occasionally migrates to california to live with his boyfriend (homosexual lover), who is in the navy and shoots white navy-gravy (semen) into the anus's of young seamen. (adj.)
Cody: "Hey check out that small seaman in his all white seaman suit!"
Garison: "Ew that? That's just another clifford."
A clifford is very lazy , unenergetic and mean. If you meet a clifford he will bully you and call you mean ass names. He likes toes , and playing basketball. He will make you laugh but not because of his joke but because of how dumb he sounds. Clifford usually goes for the pretty white girls , clifford is very antisocial and will spend his whole day on tiktok and on the game. Clifford likes the color pink and green. He has the most ashiest elbows and ankles ever!
clifford is a bully
that boy clifford is ashy
Cliffords are "THE" most attractive people on the planet. They are ambitious, intelligent, risktaker, prettyboy, romantic, passionate. Has a great sense of humor with a great personality. The ideal person that you would spend the rest of your life with because you can never find anyone better.
Girl 1: who's that sexy beast over there?
Girl 2: Oh! Judging be his great looks it must be a clifford.
IS THE DOPEST BIG RED DOG IN THE WORLD! YOU CAN FIND HIM STOMPING IN TEXAS AND CALIFORNIA
YOU SHOULD BE AWESOME LIKE "CLIFFORD"